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今天在马路上看到个老奶奶摔倒在街上

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今天在马路上看到个老奶奶摔倒在街上,我跑过去把老奶奶扶起来,结果看样子她又要倒下,我想着估计要讹诈我钱,我果断先倒地,在地上不停抽搐并且口吐白沫,老奶奶一下呆了,我边抽动边蠕动,大概蠕动到了两米之外,爬起来拍了拍灰走了,老奶奶还楞在原地发呆。

这几天钱紧,我给我哥打电话。哥,能不能给点钱花,最近手头紧。我哥说:妹子,不是哥不帮你,咱妈嫌你在家光吃不干活,说反正也到年底了,你就老老实实找个人去他家吧,反正大过年的,谁家伙食也不差。

朋友从国外给我寄瓶红酒过来,说的那个酒特别牛,什么庄园啦,什么橡木桶啦,还有一堆听不懂的,反正就是高大上…快递收到后,满心欢喜打开,看到两个矿泉水瓶子,立刻打电话问他怎么回事,担心快递出问题。朋友得意的语气说:没错,我怕玻璃瓶运输过程中摔了,特意给你装在矿泉水瓶子里。

一家酒店里,有个男顾客要了一杯酒,举起酒杯一饮而尽,又从钱包里抽出一张50元的纸币放在柜台上,然后急急忙忙地走出去了。卖酒的服务生赶紧抓起那张纸币塞进自己的口袋里,可他抬起头来时,却见老板正盯着他看。。。于是他赶紧上前解释说:“老板,您看见刚才出去的那个人了吗?他要了一杯酒,给了我50的小费,但他急急忙忙地出去了,忘了给酒钱!”

第一次见女友父母的时候女朋友特别高兴,特意下厨给我炒了几个拿手好菜,说实话,那一刻我真的被她感动了。开吃的时候才发现菜根本没熟,我心想这可怎么办啊,这桌菜是她特意给我准备的,不吃的话她肯定会不高兴的。我正想着呢,老丈人小声来了一句:“傻小子,快吃吧,不吃的话以后就是你做饭了。”

唐僧师徒来到一家饭庄化缘,掌柜:长老要点什么?唐僧:别人吃剩下的即可!悟空说:给我来碗剩饭吧。沙僧:给我来碗剩汤。八戒:给我来个剩女吧。

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